Guang Ji's Three Treasure Rice
is like a battle between chicken, duck and some other meats.
Behind this epic jihad
is a powerful, smelly, flat-chested little girl
trying to survive the flavor of love.
The story is as sweet as a sumptuous dish
will be shared with you for no penny or dime.
It's all because of L.O.V.E.
Wait! Wait!
This is Hu Shan Bao. [Hu Shan Bao]
An ordinary heart-warming girl
with unnatural all-mighty power.
And the legendary flat-chested female ghost.
I really do have breasts.
1989 French Bordeaux, Chateau Petrus.
Four stars.
This is Sun Wu Di.
A gigolo like food show host.
Also an extraordinary self-centered snob.
Everyone worked hard.
Everyone?
Who's everyone?
I was the only one who worked hard.
These two people live in a totally parallel universe.
But fate put them in a men's restroom as a badly designed joke by God.
Apologize, apologize.
Let go of me!
- Wei Qing! - Why are you here?
Shan Bao is madly in love with this guy by a random mistake.
And he has been chased by the ghost of the past.
His hatred for Sun Wu Di is actually fatal.
[Invincible Shan Bao Mei]
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Episode 2
[Tian Xiang Lou's stock suspected of blocking emergency exit.]
[One dead and one severely wounded in residence fire.]
Tian Qing!
Ruo Lan!
Where's the fire truck?
Hurry!
Sorry.
We tried our best
but couldn't save your wife.
Please accept our condolences.
Impossible.
Impossible!
As for your daughter...
She's severely burned.
Although she survived
the heavy smoked she breathed in has impaired her lungs' functions.
You need to be prepared mentally.
She is probably going to require long-term care at a rehab center.
Don't scare me like this all the time.
I have to tell you something.
I saw a girl early this morning.
Long, straight hair to her waist.
Tender skin on a melon-seed shaped face.
So juicy!
Sparkling black eyes.
Tall and slender nose.
Bra size is at least thirty-four D!
A perfectly proportionate figure.
I have never seen such a beautiful girl.
So did you try to talk to her?
Of course I talked to her.
As I put make up on her, I chanted for her.
Put aside all desires.
Move westward toward Buddha.
Merciful Buddha.
Namo Guan Shi Yin Buddha.
You should have explained clearly.
You sounded like you were flirting with a girl.
I initially wanted to be a movie star's make-up artist.
Since I didn't get the job I now do make up for the deceased.
Everyone dies eventually. It's the same to me.
Maybe someday I can put make up on my idol, Jay Chou. Right?
Why did you get off work so early today?
My boss found out I was the one who called the police on Hu Shan Bao.
I got fired.
Fired.
I got taken away by the police in a rush.
Wei Qing must be worried about me.
I hope he'll accept my apology lunch box and won't be angry with me.
Since I'm out of work all of a sudden, can you help with the rent for this month?
We're buddies. Don't worry.
But, this morning I got a call from Tian Qing's burn rehab center.
You've owed three months of fees.
If you don't pay it off next week
Tian Qing will be forced to leave the center.
I'll figure out a way for money.
That's not a small amount.
It's all Hu Shan Bao's fault.
She's so dense I couldn't get rid of her.
Now she's caused me to be fired.
Wei Qing!
It's Shan Bao.
That won't work.
Hurry!
Anyone home?
Wei Qing!
Kai Wen, where's Wei Qing?
Wei Qing's not in.
I bought two box lunches.
One for you, one for Wei Qing.
Hey, he's not here.
He's really not here. Not here.
Since he's not here I'll clean up around here.
No need. It's not that messy.
You don't have to be polite with me.
This isn't the first time.
[He's here]
See, there's no one here.
No one at all, even down here.
- These clothes are not dried yet. - No one here.
What are you doing?
Your clothes are washed, I'll dry them.
It's okay. I'll hang them on the clothes lines.
You can just clean up his room.
His room is messier.
You can leave as soon as you finish.
Understand?
Then I'll go hang these clothes up.
Hurry!
Help me get her out of here now.
Wei Qing is so lustful.
He reads this stuff?
What lustful stuff?
What is she reading?
Do you want big puddings or small tacks?
Survey results of favorite cup sizes.
B to C up, eleven point six percent
D to E cup, eighty-six point four percent...
Why isn't my size listed?
So detestable.
They didn't even include my size!
Who needs such large breasts?
They will droop when you're old.
Gravity will cause them to swing around.
It's good to have small breasts.
It's easy to find clothes and buy bras.
Wei Qing actually reads such a scam.
What scam?
You are wondering about a scam?
Hurry, go tell her to leave.
I don't know what to tell her.
She's not cleaning now, so just tell her to leave.
Go. Hurry!
It's getting late.
Want to leave him a note and you can leave.
There's no need.
I'll go home and wait for his call.
Why do you think he will call you?
Because Wei Qing likes me.
Why do you think so?
Wei Qing is the first guy who thinks my biceps are great
and doesn't smell BBQ grease on me.
I was dizzy with a stuffy nose.
And then when I saw him pass out
I took him to the hospital.
He actually confessed to me the first time we met.
It was lucky to have you nearby.
You mean you're happy I'm by your side?
I was just being polite...
Later, I discovered he would take a few hours' leave from work once a week.
Although I didn't know where he went
to prevent his pay from being docked
I secretly filled in for his shift.
So she went to...
Then, I noticed he's short of money.
So I took away all the bills from his mailbox.
I paid for his bills like utilities, phone...
So that's why we haven't received the bills.
That's right!
I understand it takes time for love to grow.
So, I want Wei Qing to slowly realize how good I am to him.
It will deepen his feelings for me.
So, I have noticed any details that affect his well being.
Things like bills, cleaning I can help him willingly.
Praying everyday doesn't guarantee entry to heaven.
Do you know Wei Qing has a signature dish called Tiramisu Beef.
Not everyone gets to eat it.
My wish is someday Wei Qing will make this dish for me.
There's no smooth sailing in love.
But, as long as I work hard for it
I believe it will have a better chance for success than not trying.
Right?
Very well said. There's no smooth sailing in love.
It seems we both are the sentimental type.
I can finally understand your love.
Okay.
Kai Wen.
You can understand our love.
I am so touched.
I am touched, too.
You'd better go home now.
Bye bye.
Wei Qing.
Either you led her to a misunderstanding or, this girl... she has a mental problem.
She is not mentally ill or a pervert.
Then what's wrong with her?
She has a unique thought process.
Actually, she is simply very kind.
But it's better I don't get involved with her.
Because, what I need now is not such a pure, tender soul.
I need someone who can help Tian Qing and I to eat and live.
Do you want big puddings or small tacks?
Survey results of favorite cup sizes.
Hu Shan Bao.
Anything that Wei Qing likes you must accomplish it.
I will become big pudding.
Hubby, I'm sorry.
I wasn't feeling well this morning.
You had to take Ji Nian Ri to get vaccinated by yourself.
It was nothing.
It's my duty too.
Thanks to spending a whole day with Ji Nian Ri
I now know how hard it is to take care of a child.
Too bad I wasn't able to get Guang Ji's Three Treasure Rice today.
Right.
Even when we went to the Lucifer restaurant
recommended by the Handsome Chef, A Ji Shi.
it was closed due to a pervert inside.
It was weird.
It's all right to come to the shopping center.
We can also browse and and buy things for the baby.
Honey, don't you need new bras? Let's go, go, go.
Sensual hooks.
Passionate jazz.
Spinning treasures.
That's Anna.
Right.
I didn't know a ballerina can be a spokesperson for underwear.
Yes, look.
Lately, you can see her everywhere in commercials on TV and magazines.
Anna's stage is really getting bigger.
And, I think her breasts seem to be more substantial, too.
Are you complaining that my breasts are not as substantial?
Are you saying that my figure is not good?
No, I meant...
For a woman over thirty who's had a baby
your figure is beyond reproach.
It's really great.
Our baby can even recognize breasts.
Flat chests have no effect on him.
What a good baby!
Super sensual hooks.
When you wear it, you will immediately feel
the pleasure of having the depth of Mariana Trench.
I am counting on you for my upper body and future happiness.
Good baby, don't cry.
Let's help Mommy buy new bras.
You can help me pick out some corsets.
Corsets?
Probably not a good idea. You are old....
I mean, you are now pregnant it'll be too tight. Forget it.
What happened?
Don't know.
Miss.
Are you all right, Miss?
Miss.
Are you okay? Can I check on you?
I'm coming in.
Miss.
Miss, are you feeling unwell?
Should I call for an ambulance for you?
If having small breasts means I'm ill I must be so ill that I'm near death.
It's incurable.
Don't feel so sad.
Did you know there is a new kind of bras.
It's called super-sensual hooks.
I'm already wearing it.
Did you know there is a new kind of bras.
It's called super-sensual hooks.
A new kind that has hooks in front.
I'm already wearing it.
Well, you know when you put the bra on you not only need to do the hooks
you need to push in your mounds.
Can I help you?
Good.
Here, I'll adjust for you.
It'll definitely be better.
Okay. I'm done.
It's no use.
Yes, a little. Yes, it helped.
I'm called the flat-chested ghost online.
Flat-chested ghost!
There's no such ghost in the world.
I must be an unlucky ghost.
I'm the unluckiest girl in all of Taiwan.
This is not that unlucky.
Did you know...
I had much worse luck three years ago.
Three years ago
I took a trip on the Li Xin cruise ship with my boyfriend at the time.
It turned out my boyfriend at the time was a bad character
and even charged over NT$200,000 on my credit card.
Not only that...
On the cruise ship, he also picked up this oldish woman
and I caught them in the act.
Even worse than that...
That same night I took cold medicine and was really dizzy.
I was so dizzy and dazed that I went to the wrong room, met a stranger
and... that.
- That? - That!
And I got pregnant!
So I went to do a pregnancy test.
I didn't dare go home.
I disguised myself to go to the pharmacy
and bought a lot of pregnancy tests.
I did the test at the public restroom.
I thought no one would know.
I had no idea how, to my surprise
a live broadcast van came to interview me.
Me too.
- No, worse than me. - Really!
I was so afraid that my mom would find out.
The whole world found out already.
Oh God! I was miserable!
Oh yes! I think I saw that news.
I am actually trying out bras with the female star of a news story!
Did you report to the police?
It turned out this stranger's family only had one child for nine generations.
The baby I was expecting became the most wanted baby.
This stranger became my husband.
In the end our story had a happy ending.
What I want you to know is
you must believe in yourself
you will meet the right person.
Thank you for sharing your story.
But, is there really a guy who doesn't care about the size of breasts?
I've found that most people don't like 'Little Red Riding Hood' type of girls.
Little Red Riding Hood?
Yes, Little Red Riding Hood.
The girl whose granny was eaten by the wolf. (Granny is pun for 'boobs')
That...
When I look at you now, it's like seeing that ordinary me.
Ordinary?
You are not ordinary at all.
I'm the ordinary one.
I'm worried about my flat chest everyday.
What's wrong with ordinary?
What's wrong with imperfections?
Even if he is a unlikeable, annoying guy with millions of shortcomings
but to love someone all it takes is one reason.
It is, love.
That's what my husband told me.
The one who is fated to be with you may be disliked by you in the beginning.
If it's destined between you
then it's one hundred percent probability that you'll fall in love.
One hundred percent!
Really?
Yes, really!
If you don't believe, I'll show you.
- Hubby! - Honey!
Ji Nian Ri.
So you are Ji Nian Ri's mom?
That's right!
Handsome guy with beautiful lady...
No wonder Ji Nian Ri is so cute!
Oh it's you, Miss, that flat...
that young miss from Guang Ji BBQ.
Right?
So we are really fated, too. It's kismet!
No wonder Ji Nian Ri kept crying today.
He recognizes your breasts.
There is a big difference.
Have you already forgotten what I said?
No, I won't forget.
Stay strong, Little Red Riding Hood.
- Bye bye. - I'll stay strong.
- Bye bye. - Bye bye.
Mom is going shopping, okay?
Let's go.
Entering the wrong room, getting into the wrong bed
and you still met your Prince Charming.
Hu Shan Bao, stay strong!
Even Little Red Riding Hood must not be looked down by others!
Honey...
You're promoting our fated love story again.
The sticky-note girl has found her happiness.
So I hope Little Red Riding Hood's love story will also be awesome.
What's Little Red Riding Hood?
It means the girl whose granny was eating by a wolf.
Honey, how can you say that?
It's so creative!
Here's one more.
Grandpa is a widower also means the same thing.
- Grandpa is a widower? - No granny!
Boss, you have a meeting with the chefs too.
And then?
There's also a new employees' orientation tomorrow.
You need to go there to give a lecture.
Most important is meeting President Ji.
- He's already waiting for you. - Yes, I know all that.
Can I change my clothes first?
Can he change his clothes first?
Uncle, you're looking for me?
Wu Di.
[Eight-Nation Alliance throw down Gu Kong, famous Korean restaurant.]
[Gu Kong faces hostile colonial takeover.]
These four posers who look down on Asian cuisine.
Al, Bert, Kiss, and Ling.
Why are they still around?
Eight-Nation Alliance has brought down many top restaurants in Asia.
They have been victorious for two years.
So far they have acquired more than thirty restaurants.
They are just four posers who have mixed heritage from eight different countries.
So they call themselves Eight-Nation Alliance.
Their goal is to put down Asian cuisine
so that Western cuisine will dominate the world.
They are using cuisine as a way to achieve their sense of superiority.
It's really a disguised cultural invasion.
Such as Silocco restaurant in Thailand
the five-star Wen Fa restaurant in Singapore
have all been taken over.
They have been renamed as Eight-Nation Colonial Restaurant.
Even Singapore's signature dish, Hainan Chicken Rice
has been covered up with cheese as Baked Chicken Rice.
The hot-and-sour Thai Seafood Soup
has been added cheese to become seafood chowder.
These were world renowned restaurants.
We cannot underestimate the ambition and strength of Eight-Nation Alliance.
I don't understand their persistence.
We are in a modern era.
Why do they think this way? Wanting to colonize the cuisine world.
They believe Asian cuisine should not exist
and Western cuisine should rule the cuisine world.
That's why they are so ruthless.
They want to make sure Asian cuisine will never re-emerge.
I heard after they defeat Gu Kong
their next target that's representative of Asian cuisine
is Tian Xiang Lou Group.
At least they recognized a worthy target.
Wu Di.
If they really target Tian Xian Lou
for Tian Xiang Lou to fight the battle well
we cannot change horses in midstream.
Bring back Wang Ye.
I understand now.
All this talk about Eight-Nation Alliance...
You just want me to bring back Wang Ye.
Tian Xiang Lou is a strong entity.
I'm not afraid of the Eight-Nation Alliance.
Without one chef we still have more.
Getting rid of Wang Ye is to set an example.
Let everyone know who the real boss is at Tian Xiang Lou.
If anyone disagrees he can leave with Wang Ye.
Sous-chef, A-Gui is an old employee at Tian Xiang Lou.
Don't tell me about old employees.
I trust the employees the least.
Who knows when the battle begins what kind of things they might do to me.
Uncle.
Right now I can't even easily fire someone.
I think you should sign the inheritance agreement entrusted by my mother.
Let me inherit Tian Xiang Lou.
Return real management authority to me.
Wu Di.
Before your mother passed away she specifically told me.
I must wait till the day when
you can work independently.
Work independently?
Do you think our profit comes from selling a few dishes at the restaurant?
If I didn't show my face on TV everyday promoting the Delicacy packs
would Tian Xiang Lou this successful?
What success?
Your Delicacy packs have turned
every signature dish at Tian Xiang Lou
into fast-food box lunches.
It's not right!
If I didn't implement changes
under your leadership
it's all these old people with old ideas.
We have been eliminated by new trends.
Do you really believe
your father would agree with the way you manage Tian Xiang Lou?
Of course.
My dad gave me Tian Xiang Lou.
I will guard it well, grow and expand it well.
Even if I turn to unscrupulous methods I will complete the mission he gave me.
No one can stop me!
Including you, Uncle.
Good ambition.
Actually, I've been wanting a long vacation.
If Eight-Nation Alliance really targets us.
You are the one to face the challenge.
If you defeat these posers I will sign the inheritance agreement
for you to assume control at Tian Xiang Lou.
Dad.
My methods will definitely meet your expectations.
Zu An.
I knew you couldn't stay away from me.
Men's fragrance from Lolita Lempicka.
All right.
Quit being upset.
At the restaurant today I shouldn't have treated you that way.
Sorry.
For our first Valentine's Day, I gave you Lolita Lempicka's fragrance for men.
The fragrance reveals a men's gentleness beneath the steely outer appearance.
That's what I think of you.
Of course I remember.
Later, when it was your birthday
I especially found the fragrance for women to give you.
I remember.
And, I was really touched.
Even though you are a rich heir
you did not give me a diamond ring
but instead gave me this fragrance.
It's an inexpensive gift.
But, it is also the most precious memento from our relationship.
Memento?
Isn't this a consumer product?
Now, if I wanted to I could give you a dozen a month.
You wouldn't be able to finish.
Wu Di.
I love the man who made me a lunch box
and ate it with me at the top of the roof.
Not the current one
who always takes me to expensive meals
but never even paid attention to notice how I dressed up for him.
Why wouldn't I know what you wear?
I bought everything that you wear from head to toe.
The jacket is from Chanel.
You sprayed Bulgari’s Jasmine Noir perfume.
And, you're wearing the Dolce & Gabbana high-heel that I gave you...
Those shoes outside are not mine.
Zu An.
So what do you want?
Are you upset because of those shoes or the kiss at the police station?
If you want Dolce & Gabbana just tell me.
I'll buy it for you.
It's only a pair of shoes.
Please tell me directly whatever you want.
I don't have time to guess what you want or what you don't want.
What do I not want?
I don't want to be fearful every time I go to the supermarket.
I don't want to see your gossip news on magazines.
I don't want to see you force a kiss but ignore the hurt in that girl's eyes.
I don't want A-Qiang to tell me you're working
when I see you holding another woman.
So many times I thought of skipping my contraceptives.
If I knew I could tie you up with a child I would want to wager once.
If I flirt with other men would make you care about me more
then I would be willing to try it too.
What I want...
How much can you really give me?
So you have someone new?
Sun Wu Di!
You are really awful!
Have you ever trusted me?
Have you ever believed in our relationship?
I'll talk to you after this call.
Hello, Mr. Ace Reporter Liu.
You also heard about me at the police station?
It's just as you've heard.
It was all a misunderstanding. Right...
Yes, please clear it up for me.
How can Sun Wu Di's reputation get ruined by a female pervert?
Right, give me the largest space you can.
At least the size of my palm, okay?
I'll tell my public relations manager to distribute a press release.
Take a look, okay?
All right...
That's all, bye bye.
Baby.
Enough of it.
Help me write and distribute the press release.
Okay?
No problem.
I'll do it as soon as I go back.
Boss Sun.
Zu An...
Zu An! Zu An!
Go, go away!
I can guarantee you can't live without me.
I give you ten seconds.
Ten, nine...
Hey, I've caught you.
You playful bad man.
Who said you could come to my house?
That woman let me in just now.
A-Qiang asked me to bring your take out.
He said it's your favorite Three Treasure Rice.
Hurry and finish eating it.
Then you can teach me the opening dance!
The flowers of love bloom...
Get out!
Get out now!
Put your shoes on and go as far away as possible.
Go, go, go. Best you all leave.
You all think I would be feeling sad?
Wishful thinking!
Even if I stay alone, I'll live a better life than all of you.
Because I've always been alone.
Wei Qing's bills, NT$972 plus credit card bills NT$1660...
You're in a good mood today.
Have you eaten yet?
Don't feel like it.
I heard about this girl.
After eating chicken skin for a long time her A-cup turned eventually to C-cup.
Shan Bao.
Want to tell Daddy what happened today?
Nothing much happened today.
Nothing?
Then why were you taken to the police station?
And Da Dao had to bail you out?
Da Dao is a big mouth.
It's for your good.
I heard when you got released you were scolding him.
He doesn't dare to advise you, so he told me.
Okay, I'll apologize to him another day.
That's more like it.
Actually, my mood was really bad today.
But later I met a nice person.
She told me something.
She said...
The person I'm destined to meet.
There's one hundred percent probability that we'll fall in love.
Dad.
Do you believe in destiny?
Yes, I believe it.
That's how it was with your mom.
I also believe I'm destined to be with Wei Qing.
Because, he gave me hope for happiness.
It's my fault for that bad idea for ghosts.
Now I'm called the flat-chested ghost.
Wei Qing must think I'm a weird girl.
Dad, I'm too immature.
Set up the BBQ Horror House.
I didn't hurt the shop but ended up hurting myself.
I really regret it. I'm sorry.
In the future, don't rush into anything.
When you get hurt, I'm the one who hurts the most, you know?
Dad.
Were Mom's breasts as small as mine?
The size of one's breasts is not important.
The heart is the most important.
I think...
Those who like big bosoms are ninety percent of the men.
Those who can give bring true happiness are ten percent of the men.
Ninety percent and ten percent... that's a huge difference.
Ten percent sounds so few and rare.
If not few and rare can he qualify to match you?
If not special, will you love him?
That's right!
Wei Qing must be in the ten percent group.
Chef Guang.
To flex muscles, circulate blood and prevent sickness...
Sorry to interrupt father-daughter time.
- Shan Bao. - What?
Why is there a drink bottle outside your door?
- It must be Da Dao's. - Really?
Chef, time to do cupping. Let's go.
No need to go back and forth.
Let's do it here.
Dad, this is my room! Why are you doing it in my room?
Are you my daughter?
You almost got Guang Ji to shut down.
Da Dao had to bail you out of prison.
Because of you, I have bad circulation.
Can't I borrow your bed to use for cupping?
You can eat over there.
Chef, sorry to trouble you.
Here I am.
So tense!
Coming.
I'm red and swollen, Chef Guang.
You've been tired today.
Look at it, look.
Maybe I can become the type favored by the ninety percent.
That's impossible.
Wu Di's schedule is full. Fuller than the President's.
Did you see our ratings is number one?
Tian Xiang Lou's heir lands in the police station.
After investigation, Sun Wu Di's arrest was found to be an accident.
What's going on?
A-Qiang!
Bye. Coming!
Yes, Boss.
What is this?
Is Zu An playing a trick?
Read it yourself.
It is actually the...
This one.
But I confirmed it yesterday.
The news article...
I said I wanted palm size.
What is this? Bird's palm?
I'll take care of it right away.
What's that?
Give it to me.
Give it to me!
That's Youtube's viewing ranking chart.
See number two? That is 'Wu Di and You Delicious Food Date.'
Wow, number two!
What's number one?
Number one is BBQ Horror House's Flat-Chested Ghost.
What flat-chested ghost?
Boss, you want to see too?
That flat-chested ghost really is scary!
I can show you. She really has no breast!
A restaurant using such a crass method to increase recognition.
So shameful.
I think it must be a below standard restaurant
that's using tricks to increase sales.
Right, I've thought of a better trick.
Lower our assistant's neckline and apply makeup for contrast.
Rating will go through the roof!
- Not enough. - True, not enough.
My show can never be like this BBQ shop to raise ratings with breasts.
We shouldn't do it.
I'll definitely expose the truth behind these inferior restaurants
that rely on publicity.
Right.
We can also convert their click rate to become ours.
Great!
Okay, we will go location shooting at the BBQ restaurant.
Location shooting?
But our show is a live show today.
- What do we do with the program? - Stupid!
Just replay a past episode with high rating.
I'm going to the BBQ restaurant today!
Let's go!
- Are you going or not! - Going.
- Sun Wu Di... - Enough.
That's enough!
- Sun Wu Di... - Sun Wu Di...
No.
What was that noise?
What?
No noise now.
No, no...
To do this kind of stuff I need a place where absolutely no one can find me.
Got it!
Dad's sauce ingredients room.
Only he and I have the key to it.
No one else is allowed to go in.
We've arrived.
Guang Ji.
It's an inferior eatery, but people are actually lining up.
Follow him, quick!
Look, it's Sun Wu Di!
Flat-chested ghost!
Watch how I'll expose you.
Okay, we're about to start.
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Okay, starting... come.
Okay, coming...
Five, four...
Get away!
- Excuse me. - Get away!
All right, we can start now.
Five, four, three, two...
Welcome to Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date.
Today we will take you to expose
the BBQ Horror House that's rated number one on the internet.
Is it really that scary?
Or is it simply an inferior BBQ eatery
relying on the flat-chested ghost for publicity?
We're about to find out.
So this guy works here.
What is he doing here?
What are you doing?
Keep filming.
- Don't stop unless I tell you. - You...
Look at that.
That sign is not secured.
If you come here when there's a typhoon you could lose your life.
Are you really here to eat or to die?
You...
Here is really a spider central.
So many spider webs.
Are you here to eat roast port or spiders?
What are you talking about?
The decor...
This dated decor is old and plain.
The wallpaper looks like elementary students' artwork.
Are you here for BBQ or art class?
Oh God!
It's old grease everywhere.
Are you here to get BBQ or hepatitis?
How good is the food here I, Sun Wu Di, will draw a question mark!
Hello.
I am Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date...
Sun Wu Di!
I like you so much!
Heavens!
You skin is so good.
I always watch your show.
I buy your delicacy packs.
It's true. Let me show you.
Here it is, see?
I'll tell you.
Can you sign your name on my fan?
Just sign your name.
Please don't do this. We are on a show.
We are filming now.
Let's have a hug.
I really, really like you.
Hug me tight.
I watch your show everyday.
- Calm down. - I watch his show everyday.
Okay, okay.
We're filming, please stay clam.
Whenever we visit locations, we are afraid of meeting this kind of crazy fans.
What are you doing?
We are here to especially introduce the
legendary...
legendary BBQ Horror House where the flat-chested ghost is.
Is this all a hoax, or there's really something.
No expression at all.
You are in the service industry and you don't even smile.
Wu Di!
A food preparer with dirty nails.
Are you adding ingredients?
Wu Di!
Your hair is styled like this and with a flower in your hair.
What if it fell into the food?
Hey, you...
Wait!
This could have been prepared to cheat.
How would I know if the roast pork, chicken and duck
were bought from outside in advance.
I, Hu Guang have been in this industry for decades.
I don't change my name and I don't cheat.
I tell you.
I don't do all those dirty tricks you said.
Look!
There are a lot of dishes listed on the wall.
Order anything. I'll cook it for you.
Okay, I want Salted Fish Chicken Tofu Pot.
Salted... Bastard, you are testing me?
Start.
Go away, you are blocking.
It looks pretty average.
Chef Guang actually looks competent.
Right, I was going to say that.
I simply don't believe the food from this place can be delicious.
Eat.
The smelly and unappealing salted fish
when heated with ginger and scallions
is now full of fragrance.
This is unbelievable!
High heat brought out the fresh, sweet taste from salted fish.
Combined with tofu's fragrance
the combination creates a smooth feeling inside the mouth.
To eat such a delicious dish makes me feel very fortunate.
Boss... Boss...
We are in the middle of taping tell viewers what you think.
Expose their ugly truth.
This is unbelievable!
High heat brought out the fresh, sweet taste from salted fish.
Combined with tofu's fragrance
the combination creates a smooth feeling inside the mouth.
To eat such a delicious dish makes me feel very fortunate.
Boss... Boss...
We are in the middle of taping.
Tell viewers what you think.
Expose their ugly truth.
It's delicious!
Guang Ji's Salted Fish Chicken Tofu Pot gets ninety points from me.
Ninety points!
Ninety points! Ninety points!
Stay strong, Chef Guang!
Okay. Okay.
Mr. Sun.
Even though I don't think much of your hosting style at your show...
Go away.
However your willingness to come interview us proves your inner substance
is entirely different from your shallow exterior.
Just like our shop...
It looks ordinary on the outside but inside, it smells wonderfully fragrant.
So inside your wonderful fragrance
what is the main reason.
The main reason is cook with the freshest ingredients.
I also insist on charcoal fire to cook.
Also the temperature, timing, and ingredients
if it is not good, I won't serve it.
That's the way.
That's why, we have maintained the wonderful fragrance.
Let me tell you.
I'm going to take you somewhere.
You must come. Come.
Come... This way.
Come.
It's around the corner.
What is this place?
Just look!
Sauce room.
Yes, it's our sauce room.
You are here to interview us.
We recognize each other's abilities.
I'll use this opportunity to clarify the rumor that we have ghosts.
It's all false.
That's why I bring you here.
Actually, this place, other than me
No one else is allowed.
There is no secret inside.
- There is only... - Deadly flat-chested ghost!
It'll be perfect to poison you to make you mute!
There is no flat-chested ghost.
Inside is what I worked hard to achieve after decades of work.
So, behind this door is where Guang Ji's secret to flavorful cooking is.
Right, this sauce room...
Please move toward me.
Focus at me, right.
There's a lot inside the sauce room.
It contains what's unknown for many hundreds of years.
If you miss this chance...
Chef Guang, anything too long will get cut.
- Make it shorter. - Shorter...
It's like this... actually... something you must not miss.
I hope once you've seen it you will tell others on the internet.
And we will no longer...
Dear viewers.
If you want to catch my awesome show you cannot change the channel.
Today is particularly special.
Sun Wu Di will discover with you the secret that no one knows
behind this door at Guang Ji BBQ.
Right, right. Come, come.
Right.
Focus.
Focus it right.
One, two...
I'm very scared!
Wu Di, hold me.
- Hold tighter. - Miss...
Please don't interfere with filming.
She's always like this and wants hugs.
It's like this...
Next we'll see the exclusive secret at Guang Ji's sauce room.
Ready.
It's a little difficult to open.
Open!
Deadly... Deadly flat-chested ghost!
Wow!
What?
Your biceps are really quite solid.
Idiot. Stop filming!
Showing off acrobatics?
Jerk, you deserve it!
Show's over. Thank you, everyone.
About what just happened, I'm sorry.
Is sorry enough?
Will it erase my sister's embarrassment?
You are a pervert!
Yesterday you forced a kiss on her.
Today you filmed her naked.
What will you do tomorrow?
I don't dare to imagine.
How did she offend you?
You have to toy her like this.
Torment.
Stay calm, Da Dao.
Think carefully.
Our Shan Bao's first kiss was stored for twenty four years.
It finally was able to be delivered.
Who's to know... maybe this... pervert?
This pervert... is actually her Prince Charming.
Brother Xiao Sa.
Have you no brains?
What's the situation now?
Shan Bao was taken advantage of.
- You're a quack. - That's right.
Wu Di can't be Shan Bao's Prince Charming.
Wu Di is my...
Enemy.
Kissing Shan Bao is your misdeed.
Xiao Sa!
You haven't considered Shan Boa's feelings.
She was totally exposed.
Perhaps you want to be exposed?
You are a weirdo yourself.
You are a living lard.
That's enough.
Enough!
You are a living lard.
That's enough.
Enough!
I admit I was wrong to kiss her.
I apologize.
But am I to be blamed for everything?
Did I tell her to be the flat-chested ghost?
Did I tell her to do cupping?
It wasn't my idea to go to that room?
When the incident first occurred who's the one who came to her aid?
Who?
It was I, Sun Wu Di.
She just wants to grow up.
She only wants to appease our world's standard for beauty.
Such a small wish. Why do you keep hurting her?
You... you are really bad!
More aggressive.
You are really weird!
Such a nice girl.
Even if she got silly for being too naive
she's still a pretty young girl.
You stinking guys saw her naked.
Are you sure she won't be so affected and depressed for the rest of her life?
No way, she won't be like that.
What did you see just now?
Did you see anything? Did you?
How about you?
No one saw anything. It's nothing then.
Let me tell you.
If it wasn't for your darn interview
my daughter wouldn't have been seen naked by everyone.
You get out now!
Or I'll poke into your eyes!
Look at you, a pervert.
How can you look at a naked girl? Get out!
You're letting them go so easily?
They are such bad guys!
I say get out, so get out!
Go!
Please!
Aren't you gone yet?
Come back when you have time.
- Leaving yet? - Bastard.
Shan Bao.
All right, don't be upset anymore.
Your crying makes me want to cry too.
Bro.
I've worked so hard to get happiness.
I wanted to change myself too.
Look at how salmon fish swim upward with such force toward happiness.
Why is my river rushing so fast blocking me.
I can accept my other frustrations so far.
Being laughed at on the internet.
Being kissed at the police station.
I think those can be explained away.
But if my breasts are seen by the entire country who will still want me?
The entire country?
- Right! - Oh My God!
We kept arguing whose fault it was.
We forgot to tell him to give us the video.
In my twenty four years of life
I finally understand why I keep doing stupid things everyday.
It's because my own family keeps doing stupid things everyday.
I'm destroyed.
All right, don't keep getting upset.
Just staying upset doesn't help.
That video won't disappear on its own.
True!
What we must do now is to stay calm, calm down.
We are going to see Sun Wu Di now and get the video back.
Shan Bao! Shan bao!
What's wrong with you?
Miss.
Our boss works at Tian Xiang Lou.
He also lives at Tian Xiang Lou's top floor.
If he returns we will definitely know.
We have no reason not to give him your message.
I risked my life to get here on my bike and even got stuck by traffic.
All I want is to see Sun Wu Di.
Let go of me!
Miss.
Our boss really isn't here.
He didn't tell us there'll be a visitor.
We really cannot just let you in.
Please be understanding.
Let me tell you guys.
If I don't see him today I won't leave!
All right, we've arrived.
That was hard for you, Boss.
Got stuck in traffic for such a long time.
- Hello, Boss Sun. - Hello, Boss Sun.
Sun Wu Di.
Can't let this rotten guy notice I really care about that video.
He would deliberately make it hard for me.
Sun Wu Di, I need to talk with you.
I'm quite busy.
Say what you want quickly.
It's like this.
Actually, we are really like friends who met in troubled times.
Even though we were strangers
we went to the restroom at the same time and got arrested together by the police.
It's quite a rare chance to have met someone on so many occasions.
Therefore?
Therefore, I'm here just to block...
No, I mean I'm here waiting for you.
I hope you won't broadcast that video.
Actually I don't really care.
It's just...
Hu Shan Bao.
Are you numb or have lost your senses?
Or is your nerve for shyness broken?
To have been filmed that kind of video and, you don't care?
Are you numb or have lost your senses?
Or is your nerve for shyness broken?
To have been filmed that kind of video and, you don't care?
It's wasting my time to talk with you.
- A-Qiang. - It's not true...
Miss Hu Shan Bo.
Do you understand your current behavior
is like questioning my boss's character? Understand?
Who is he?
He is Sun Wu Di.
He has such ideal and kind character
with a compassionate heart like Buddha's.
Judging by his kindness and working style
do you really think he'll broadcast this tape?
- Yes. - Yes.
Tape.
That's right. I'll definitely broadcast the video.
And I'll select the best part about you.
You don't care anyway, right?
I'm going to edit it now.
And figure out how to maximize your segment to set a new ratings record.
- Sun Wu Di! - Miss Hu Shan Bao.
I think you should... Hu Shan Bao...
Sun Wu Di, I won't give up so easily.
Miss No Shame.
Tomorrow please watch my show 'Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date' on time.
Bye.
[Preview]
Idiot...
You can't even tell I'm just fooling with you?
I couldn't possibly broadcast your nude video.
As disciples of President Ji and Wang Ye we must teach Sun Wu Di a good lesson.
You saw my upper body this morning.
I'm going to see you lower half at night.
Don't take my picture.
Dummy, why are you using i-cash?
Are you sure it's this card?
Get out of here!
- Let go of me! - Get out!
Sun Wu Di.
We're here to kidnap you.
Hu Shan Bao.
I was actually mistaken.
You definitely have some rising parts.
My body is very hot right now.
You... don't be modest.
All we need to do is to stop the show from being broadcast.
No one will see Shan Bao's nude video.
I'm full of energy and force.
So...
This is how it feels to be treated like a woman
being protected and cuddled in an embrace like a baby.
It feels so wonderful.
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